the reason

I don't mean to sound cocky or nothing, 
but thats just the way I feel. 
If I sing my little song would you follow me home? 
It's not wrong and thats for real. 
If I sing my little song would you follow me home? 
It's not wrong and thats for real. 

And if you want me to be real deep 
I hook you up with some poetry. 
The mountains are white and the ocean is blue. 
They both look pretty good baby girl 
but then so do you. 
Said they both look pretty good baby girl 
but then so do you. 

Even though I know it can't be us I'm not sad. 
'Cause you're simply the best thing I never had. 
Ooh baby girl won't you spread your thighs for me, 
I go by the name of Jerry Hoff and I wanna 
be your friend not your enemy.